yami-nexus:

•  If you spell ‘ATLAS’ with Destiny Board, you win. Forever.
• JACK ATLAS can control Ra without the chant. Its actually the opposite, Ra has to chant to JACK ATLAS just to be played.
• If you want a list of JACK ATLAS’ enemies, just check the endangered species list. 
• JACK ATLAS doesn’t consider it a duel if the opponent lives.
• JACK ATLAS is the reason they started dueling on motorcycles, because if JACK ATLAS challenges you to a duel, you’d better have some way of getting the hell away.
• Some people cosplay as Yugi Mutou. Yugi cosplays as JACK ATLAS
• Time waits for no man. Unless that man is JACK ATLAS.
• There are no cheaters in Yu-Gi-Oh… just duelists JACK ATLAS has touched.
• JACK ATLAS doesn’t actually duel, the cards play themselves out of fear.
• JACK ATLAS deck doesn’t really defeat people. It wipes out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
• JACK ATLAS created the Duel Academy… just so he had a place to put all his illegitimate children.
• It is scientifically impossible for JACK ATLAS to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
• Most people fear Kaibas skills. JACK ATLAS considers him “a promising rookie”.
• The reason the North Pole is melting because JACK ATLAS found out Santa Claus wasn’t real.
• JACK ATLAS once played a heavy metal song with a violin & a piano.
• JACK ATLAS doesn’t have rivals…just people he hasn’t killed yet.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for JACK ATLAS.
• As a handicap, JACK ATLAS always sets his Life Points to zero. You still lose.
• Jack Atlas doesn’t need a deck to win a Children’s Card Game. He glares at his opponent’s Life Point Meter and it automatically reduces to zero.
• JACK ATLAS has only one fear, and that is that all of his illegitimate children will one day grow up and surpass him.
• JACK ATLAS will inevitably lose to Yusei. But only because Yusei is secretly the illegitimate child of JACK ATLAS.
• If carrots are so good for the eyes, why does JACK ATLAS kill so many rabbits on the highway?

(Source: neuxcharge.blogspot.com, via jackskiteadventures)