bullfrog-piano:

katidactyl:

kyary:

what do japanese horses say?

kawaii desu neigh 

I FUCKING CRIED

I said it out loud and immediately fell into a fit of laughter.

Oh my goodness haha

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Put the bunny back in the box.

julieruin:

remember when smut was called lemon

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whoisdavelee replied to your post: Safe. Phew. why are they deleteing them?

Some bunch of snooty cunts are apparently reporting a shit tonne of fics as inappropriate and it’s resulting in story deletion and account suspension.

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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